I hate Florida my yard is permanently a swamp until winter hits and then it’s just full of frozen spiders

I lived in Florida for a majority of my life, and my yard was pretty much bone dry. But my grandparents lived a block down, and they had swamp in their backyard. However in my yard, my shed was FILLED with freaking brown widows. It was terrifying.

In Florida it is literally either dying by drowning or by the bugs.